Born at the tender age of zero(time in the womb is in fact negative time), I started life out as a screaming mass of flesh and bone. My first words were "ohh no not again!" I then spent many years in school, eventually escaping with a degree in audio engineering technology. I'm somewhat amusing and quite weird. Things I have done in the past; attended SF conventions, collected comics, Co-owed a punk rock club, played in 3 bands, wrote for a music newspaper with a circulation of 15,000, hosted a regular hour long show on pirate radio, opened for the Butthole Surfers when Gibby Haynes pulled me up on staged and said just keep talking, ran around in my underwear in a crowded theater (see above), fixed cars, built a blood-spitting chainsaw, worked on films and videos, ran my own computer business, drove 130 in Alabama, joined the church of the subgenius, performed 2 marriages as an ordained minister. I am currently starting a restaurant consulting business, writing 2 books and I just finished a radio play that will air on pacifica radio.