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Sex sells [04 Jul 2009|10:06pm]
This sure looks yummy.

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Quicksys DiskDefrag [04 Jul 2009|11:25am]
I'm defragging Rad Richards harddrive this morning. I was looking for a good tool to do this. The defrag in Windows proved inadequate for the task so I looked around. After trying Auslogic's defrag program I found Quicksys. All I can say is IT WORKS. There really needs to be a review site for free system tools
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Fallout on Sale [04 Jul 2009|09:38am]
Steam has put Fallout3 on half price this weekend only. Get it if you haven't already.
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Oh the Joy [20 Jun 2009|08:58am]
The impeller on my washing machine has ceased making the horrible racket and begun to work normally. Saints be praised.
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I heard the news today, oh boy! [04 Jun 2009|10:41pm]
http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/local/17906/kung-fu-star-carradine-dead
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Blue balls crying in the rain [13 May 2009|08:36am]
I find it amazing that things I think would not overly effect me do. I have discovered that the thing I really can't stand is being around someone with whom every conversation goes something like this; Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex,, but not with you. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, but then I don't find those people to be repugnant. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. Have I talked to you again today about how my fuck buddy is boning my sister? Gawd that is disgusting. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, I'm not having anymore sex until after I leave Texas so again, no sex with you. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, did I say that? Psych! Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, scuse me while I put this tie around the knob of the bedroom door next to yours. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, have I talked about my collection of whips and vibrators today? Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, I really want to marry someone who would be ok with never having sex with me. Is your nephew coming over today?
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Puppies [05 May 2009|08:32am]
I have puppies. Do you want one? Yes they are cute. Yes they have been de-wormed. Boxer shepard mix. Long or short hair. Males and Bitches. jayhova4x4@gmail.com
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The Bitch is back [12 Mar 2009|08:09am]
I found my dog. A chinese couple in Alief had her.
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An unexpected letter [07 Mar 2009|07:01pm]
I got a letter from Ruth yesterday. She is married and living in West Texas
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JOCO Update [05 Feb 2009|07:49am]
Friday March 13
House of Blues (Houston, TX) with Paul and Storm
Details and tickets coming
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what's going on. [27 Jan 2009|09:04am]
Most recently, I've acquire Dragon dictate. I did this, so it would be easier for me to document a journal by making of the current woes of lightspeed systems Inc. it actually works pretty well.

In summer of last year I was working at lightspeed when a dispute arose between myself and Jim Davidson over who should be responsible for creating Jim, a new username and password. I was firmly under the impression that this was Jim's responsibility as he was responsible for all actions with banks including financing the company. As a result, I was fired. In October of last year. I was forced to return to the company. In the time since my part for the management of lightspeed Inc. had run the company into the ground. The rented not been paid for multiple months in a row there were huge amount of tax owed, as well as a large debt to our vendors. In addition to this mike had since told customers that we were out of business and placed a note on the door saying as much. This made it very difficult to go back into business as consumer confidence in us had severely wavered. In addition to these difficulties, as it was the end of October, we were going into our Christmas season, which is traditionally a very slow time for us. Especially postholiday. The upshot of all this is that lightspeed systems Inc. is currently several thousand dollars in the hole. And I have not been paid since October 2007.

Around the time of my birthday this year the joint on my right toe began to cause me pain. When it kept me up all night I decided to go see a doctor. It is somewhat ironic that by the time I went to go see a doctor. My toe was getting better. When I paid $180 for the blood tests. It actually felt much better. I can however already spent the money on the blood test, and so decided to go back to see what the results were thinking that maybe I had gout I sat at the doctor's office from two o'clock until 5:30 when I actually got to see a doctor. The doctor for the most part ignored my toe as unimportant and told me that I have diabetes, high blood pressure and high cholesterol. I was put on a restricted diet given pills to control my high blood pressure and told to come back in a week. Somehow the doctor managed to spin this as good news. I'm still trying to figure that one out. He gave me more pills to control my cholesterol and more pills to reduce my blood pressure. I am also now required to shake myself in the thumb in order to draw blood to test my blood sugar I do this routinely. Two hours after lunch. I'm told I will eventually see the effects of diabetes in macular degeneration, numbness, etc. it's nice to have something to look forward to.

Meanwhile, Jim appears to have gone off the deep end, is accused me of any number of outlandish actions, including stealing $30,000 from him, lying to him and being too stupid to pay myself.

If all this does not seem bad enough, back in December, I hired a girl to help organize the office she seemed to be doing a very good job at the office was very neat and tidy, which it hadn't been at any time since I had been there. Unfortunately, she managed to do this by throwing away the things she felt we didn't need. More unfortunately, one of those things was the general ledger, which included itemized details on all the money I had put into the company as well as many other vital company transactions.

January has been a real shit storm.

Edit: oh, I almost forgot. Right after I went on my new diet my eyesight went out. Now, about half the time. I need reading glasses in order to read. Sometimes I even have trouble seeing things on the computer. My distance vision does not seem to be affected, and it tends to be more pronounced dead mornings and evenings.
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store [10 Jan 2009|01:36pm]
I wanted time off from the shop. Today I opened the shop and waited until there were enough people there for me to leave. As it happens I could not leave because one of the employees decided to leave. So I closed the store for the day.
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Merry Christmass [31 Dec 2008|08:49am]
Christmas this year was highlighted by two things. One: I got to do the yard decorating I wanted to do this year. Photobucket Photobucket

And Two: I got to reprise my role as Satan Claws at the HOD Halloween party. Photobucket
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What kind of gamer am I [17 Dec 2008|12:10am]


You Scored as Tactician

You're probably a military buff who wants to have the chance to think through complex problems. You want the rules, and your GM's interpretation of them, to match up what happens in the real world or at least be consistant. You want challenging yet logical obstacles to overcome.


Tactician

92%





Method Actor




75%





Specialist




58%





Power Gamer




50%





Butt-Kicker




42%





Storyteller




42%





Casual Gamer




8%
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Find me this word [14 Dec 2008|08:57am]
Is there a word for someone who refuses to say what they want and then complains when they don't get it. BTW the word "woman" is not specific enough.
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Great Video about one of my hero's [12 Dec 2008|08:34am]
Fuck you too Steve

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Traveler night [12 Dec 2008|08:13am]

It's Friday. That means it's time for Traveler. Tonight's meal is chili.

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Woo Hoo! I got dumped. Sort of. I guess. What? [10 Dec 2008|06:36am]

Anybody looking for a date? I am currently accepting applications. Please include references from your last three relationships in your resume. No se habla Espanol.

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Do I offend? [02 Dec 2008|09:29am]
It's not that I expect much but if the girls could avoid getting physically ill when I touch them I might feel better.
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Fucking Thanksgiving [29 Nov 2008|09:49pm]
While I was away at my sisters 2 of my ladders were stolen. One was a $200 aluminium ladder. FUCK. I needed that to get up on the roof of the shop to fix the A/C unit that just broke.
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